FALL BLACK BOX PRODUCTION
NONE OF THE ABOVE
By Jenny Lyn Bader, directed by Mary Matzke
7 pm Friday & Saturday, August 25-26
Black Box Theatre, 168 Gannon Building
September 30-October 8
Jamie, 17, a sophisticated New York City private school student,
answers the door one day expecting her drug dealer
- and instead finds her SAT tutor. Things degenerate
from there. First Jamie tries to get out of being tutored and then she tries to cut a deal with the
tutor, Clark. He doesn't have much sympathy for her plight. They clash right away and seem to have
very different values and priorities. But as the play progresses, Jamie and Clark negotiate an unusual
pact. Soon enough, all the snap judgments these two have about each other will get thrown out the
window, and they'll both be surprised by what they learn. "A snappy new comedy by the playwright
Jenny Lyn Bader about the risks people end up taking when they're trying to safeguard themselves...with
wit and candor, the two characters deftly dissect entitlement, intelligence, and isosceles triangles."
- The New Yorker.
JAMIE - 17, wealthy sophisticated young woman
CLARK - 21, Jamie's broke SAT tutor
Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script. Copies of script can be checked out from the front desk of the library on the
second floor. You can't take them home with you, so save time to read the script at the library!
Mary Matzke, firstname.lastname@example.org